You’ve got a big mouth… now I’m gonna show you an even bigger one.
“Okay, now here’s the pitch…” is an article from the LA Times presenting questionable loglines for movies that sound less than promising.
Example:
Snakes On A Plane: An assassin targeting a witness in protective custody unleashes a crate of poisonous snakes inside an aircraft.
Starring Samuel L. Jackson. No joke.
(via IFC Blog)
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If you write it, will it have this line of dialogue:
“You’re a grilled cheese sandwich and you’re melting!”
eh?
I was thinking more along the lines of a sinister Michael Powell “Peeping Tom” theme but the lighthearted Children’s Place commercial works too.
My only other requirement for the forthcoming erotic thriller “Freeze Frame” is that the J Geils Band provide the soundtrack.
Damn it! I got all excited when I read the logline for “Freeze Frame” … but it’s one of the fakes! Can someone please go write this screenplay? Can I write it? Do I have to buy the idea from the LA Times?